just started following
deeznutsinyoface and ummm it’s the best name ever! i’m so excited right now - thanks for makin my day deez ;)
Ever use brown eyeliner? Don't.
(via shanarama) brown eyeliner is the shit - i use espresso and you still <3 me!
i'm totally bummed.
my company is moving out of the city and into the suburbs. today was my last day to walk/T it to work. i’m glad it’s a beautiful day outside. i’ve been in denial about the whole thing but it’s hard to ignore all of the moving crates and loud packing. things could be worse - much worse. but i’m totally bummed.
Shit My Dad Says →
this has been a wine-tastic week. uggh.
i work with this guy who softly wispers rather than speaks in a normal volume. he’s flirts with girls in the most awkward way and he knows it so he apologizes for being awkard, which then just makes it more awkward. at first i couldn’t stand him but after a while i warmed up and accepted his lack of social skills as he proved to be quite helpful in some work situations. now that he...
so i was working at the bar the other night
and there was a guy sitting alone at a table that the other waitress/bartender was taking care of until I arrived. when a handful of people joined him he decided to close out his own check and i’d open another for the group. but when i tried to explain this is what came out: “sir, she’s [pointing to the other waitress] going to finish you off, okay?” ummm why did i just...
i fancy you with a passion…
a whole segment
on the Today show about Michelle Obama wearing shorts. give. me. a. break. i’m embarrassed to live here sometimes.
c-quoia: Kahbang yesterday was amazing - gorgeous day, awesome company, and all of the bands we saw were so on their game and played ridiculous sets. One of my favorite parts of the day: Jumping over the barrier and throwing beach balls into the crowd, also including jumping on stage and launching a beach ball before security shooed me out. Another favorite: making friends with two 18 year olds...
i'm an early bird
i like waking up and getting things done before noon while most others are still asleep. i feel lazy otherwise. most of the time i don’t need to depend on anyone to do these things in the morning with me. but then when there’s plans to get up early and head to the beach and the other person is running late, i hate sitting around waiting. it’s worse than feeling lazy. i think...
A Cartoon about Aldous Huxley vs. George Orwell →
sostark: Orwell feared the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Maybe Huxley was right, not Orwell. via kottke
edamame is very distracting to me.
when i eat it from the pods i literally won’t do anything else until they’re all finished. like i eat one and it’s so delicious that i have to grab another before i do work or pick up a pen or whaever. but then after that one i need another one.it’s like an addiction.but strictly with edamame. note: this post took me almost 15 minutes to write because of this...
shanarama: so my coworker had a baby girl last night. she was due the 18th and we all did a guess of when she would be born, wieght, lenth, etc. i guessed 8/12/09 6lbs 1oz 18.75 inches and she was 8/12/09 6lbs 1oz 18.5 inches! hollar!
shanarama: i win lost of candy
shanarama: and respect
greenfog: wow! i'm proud of you, shan
shanarama: yeah i'm pretty pleased with myself
masshole: phoenix - lasso new music...
tim-ryan: Do you ever check your Tumblarity and then check the other blogs that are supposedly just as popular as yours? (This probably only applies to the normal, non-Tumblrfamous ones reading this, but who knows.) So I check for fun just now and I see the following: A page that seems to be a bunch of photos taken of a high school’s various sports teams (nothing else) A page labeled “Social...